Welcome!
Since I was a kid I have been writing stories. Narratives about fictional characters in made-ups worlds, within the infinite realm of my fantasies. Now I write about my real life adventures, about the results of my yearning to see as much of the world as I can possibly combine with a career and regularly seeing friends and family. These stories are primarily a recollection of my own memories, as I am keen to preserve as many details of my foreign adventures as possible, lest the images I try to recall years later inevitably become blurred. As a positive externality, the result may be a pleasant read for the interested outsider. I hope you will enjoy my blog.
Tony Grifone
Sunday, 30 November 2014
Sunday, 16 November 2014
10 days in the Netherlands
After 10 days in the Netherlands
two things have been reconfirmed. Firstly, the only thing that really sucks
about living abroad is to be so far away from most of your better friends.
Seeing so many of them in such a short time span, with the recurring feeling
that almost each reunion is too short, makes painfully clear that (semi-)annual
get-togethers often don’t really suffice. Secondly, I’m growing fonder and
fonder of Amsterdam.
Sunday, 2 November 2014
The Wicklow Way with Dana
In a sequence that is slowly turning into a tradition, Dana
and I set off on what promised to be a spectacular hike this Saturday morning. Our
first such joint walk was November two years ago in the Peak district near
Sheffield, whereas last November we walked in a wide loop around Winsor Castle
and Eton. Naively we thought to keep on pushing our luck by scheduling a third
consecutive daylong stroll this time of the year, in Ireland of all places. Well,
let’s say our next outdoor activity will be in summer.
Gale-force winds nearly pushed me off the wooden beams that
kept us a foot above the swampy bog below. The landscape was truly unforgiving
as it did not provide any shelter from the howling wind and sharp rain that
made your face feel sunburnt after half an hour. Later the bristly rain turned
heavy, first drenching my shorts and not long thereafter seeping into my shoes
which made them soggy, heavy, and very cold. Whereas we had been our usual
chatty selves for the first two hours of the walk, during which we enjoyed
acceptable weather and stunning vistas, Dana noticed out loud at some point
that we had kept silent for a good while, ploughing through the rain, cold and
wet and miserable. It was as if your mind was set on the next step, and the
next one, and the next one, and this sole focus and determination didn’t leave
any room for conversation.
Well. That was quite tough. But the final destination, a
cosy cottage at the end of a dead-end street a few kilometres off the Wicklow
way, was all the more appreciated for its open fire, warm showers, warm tea,
warm dinner and welcoming hosts. Speaking for myself I have to say that I
enjoyed the evening tremendously. Chatting in the common room with Gijs from the
Netherlands, thereafter over dinner and wine with Simon from Australia, and
lastly some quality time with Dana and the table topics cards I got from Koen a
while ago, in front of the smouldering ashes of what was left of the fire. The deprivations
of the day made a splendid combination with the warm soft beds and made me
sleep even better that normal. I couldn’t believe my eyes the next morning with
blue skies and radiant sunlight pouring through the window. Well, at least we
got to enjoy some of the views from the car on the way back to Dublin! All in
all a tremendous weekend despite the challenging weather conditions... Dana
thanks so much for coming over, and, quoting my Erasmus-era friend Carlos, soon
more and better!!
Tuesday, 28 October 2014
5 counties in 2 days: The southern loop of the Kingfisher trail
“So where are you going tomorrow?”
“Back to Carrick-on-Shannon.
Look, here’s our route”. I point my index finger to the green line on Mark’s
smartphone.
“You’ll be passing by Ballinagh..
Arvagh.. you don’t need to go via Redhills you now, that’s a detour!”
“Well look we mean to take the
scenic route, the country lanes… to avoid the traffic. Not necessarily the
shortest route”.
“I see I see.. you’ll be
travelling via Ballinagh… Arvagh.. you know when I used to work in Sligo I
drove that road every day. Let me have a look. Ey, Redhills? You need not
travel by Redhills you know that don’t you?
It is six o’clock and we’re
having a well-deserved pint of Guiness in “Clones’ best pub” according to the female
teenager Mark had asked for advice in the streets. Along with us and the
furniture we counted the lad behind the bar and a few locals who seemed part
and parcel of the pub’s routine of warming up for the busy night ahead. Along
with a certain fondness of the “holy water” they shared a habit for asking the
same questions and seemingly forgetting about the answers. The bloke I was
talking to, “the happy one” according to Mark, was eyeing me curiously while
asking questions, whereas his facial expression changed to a peaceful gaze whenever
I did the talking, followed up by a broad smile and twinkling eyes when I
finished speaking. According to the lad behind the bar the place would be
buzzing with people and live music later that night. I knew for a given that we
would be sound asleep by then, resting our legs for another 120km on the bikes
the following day. Clones was proving a suitable stop for us to spend the
night; a small village (circa 3k inhabitants) with a few pubs and restaurants
hugging a snug street leading to the village square where a church told tales
hundreds of years back. The hotel we stayed at was full of people eating
drinking and, naturally, spending the night. Clones was hosting a film festival
and appeared bustling with life, a welcome change after a day on the road with
an aggregate of 5 cars counted.
To be honest, the Kingfisher
trail (green = described route, blue = our take), with its winding country lanes and absence of cars was exactly what we
had been looking for. Our previous long distance cycle in Ireland had been from
Belfast to Dublin; a tale of cars and lorries thundering past us on N- and
R-roads whenever we stuck to the route. Diversions into the unknown were not
needed this time as the route, perfectly displayed on Mark’s phone which he had
attached to his bike, was proving exactly what it promised to be; low-traffic
density roads through rural Ireland. Climbing hills overlooking a landscape
dotted with lakes, thundering down gravel roads lined with farms and ruins of
barns and houses that might trace all the way back to the famine 150 years ago,
through pine forests and past hedge-lined meadows, dodging dogs and avoiding
confused sheep, leading us through counties Roscommon, Leitrim, Fermanagh, Cavan and Moneghan, over a road surface that made me cherish my choice for a hybrid
and Mark silently regret the vulnerability of his racing bike, the trail was
all you wish for when discovering Ireland on two wheels. But of course not
everything went well. That would be too easy.
When climbing a hill to a particularly
pretty viewpoint I was distracted by a twig being stuck between my mudguard and
tyre. When I stopped and attempted to remove it, along with the twig appeared a
large thorn that had found its way through my outer tyre into the inner tube.
Pssssccchhhhhhh. It took us (read Mark) not overly long to fix the puncture,
only to find out that Mark’s tyre had undergone a similar fate. After ruining
his only spare tube we set about to fixing the one that had been punctured and
well over an hour later we finally moved on. Frozen, we were. Cold. Very cold,
from the wind and the standing still and more wind. “At least it’s not raining”
I had said repeatedly while looking at Mark struggling with his tyre. 5 minutes
down the road a drizzle started, and 10 minutes later we found ourselves in a
rain shower that the Colombian rain forests would take pride in. We ploughed
on. The ferry the route described could only be booked during weekends, but the
girl on the phone told us (during our lunch break) that the rangers who
operated the unit only worked during the week. So, no ferry, but an N-road
flavoured detour. Let’s say we were happy to arrive in Clones that evening.
Day 2 we managed to stick to the
route, with some gorgeous scenery rewarding us for that choice. Whereas a mild
tailwind had been a welcome help on day 1, that wind had turned stormy and we
were facing strong gusts head first when completing the route from east to west
on day 2. Exhausted but satisfied we arrived in Carrick-on-Shannon, nurtured a
pint of Guiness, and got on the train back to Dublin. And the best part of the
Kingfisher route? There’s a northern loop as well. But let’s save that one for
next summer.
Thursday, 16 October 2014
Milan
“Ok I think we’ve done enough sightseeing. Let’s go for
lunch and a glass of red wine”. It was about 1 o‘clock in the afternoon and
Koen, Luijkx and I had just walked from our apartment, via a great breakfast
place with even better breakfast, to the centre of Milan, where we stood gazing
at the Duomo. Well, gazing.. we were talking about other buildings in other
countries that the Duomo reminded us of. Like the duomo in Firenze, and that
Firenze really was too touristy. And the Jesus statue in Brazil, and how
hungover Luijkx had been visiting that icon. Our yearning for a good
get-together with loads of catching up obviously exceeded our appetite for a
day of sightseeing in the business capital of Italy. Which isn’t to say that we
abstained from any sort of cultural exposure. Oh no, unless you would classify
a ballet performance of Romeo and Juliet at La Scala as something not cultural.
But then you know as much about culture, or La Scala for that matter, as an
Irishman about snow.
The bottle of great Sicilian wine nourished shortly
afterwards wasn’t the first drink to
celebrate our weekend together. Technically speaking, not even of the day, as
it was after midnight that Friday when we finally got to raise our glasses. The
venue, a karaoke bar full of chanting teenagers, might have been a little ill
chosen, but that didn’t suppress our joyful mood. It felt as if only a few days
had passed since that last bucket of 10 ice cold beers that sunny Sunday
afternoon last October in Madrid. And of
course the weekend was too short, much too short. The better hours of Friday
night (or Saturday morning), a full Saturday minus the morning spent asleep in
our stylish apartment in the middle of town, and a few hours on Sunday before I
had to board the bus back to the airport (in Bergamo!). Too little time but all the more cherished. A weekend
filled with pasta, wine, cocktails, hot Italian girls, rain, great food,
ballet, Italian speaking taxi drivers, English speaking waiters, wine-spilling
waiters, did I say great food?, espresso, fresh orange juices, and promises for
the next get-together to be sooner. And longer.
Apart from enjoying the excellent company of two of my best
friends, I also enjoyed Milan. To be more precise, I felt elevated. I was enthralled,
captivated, alternately energised by gushes of adrenaline and dreamy moments of
reminiscence. The old world, with the typical architecture found in central /
southern Europe, exhaling history at every street corner, with the facades of 5
storey houses with their omnipresent balconies, elegant lamp posts and cobbled
streets, the vibe that moves cities like Budapest and Vienna and Milan forward,
that very vibe carried me on for the whole weekend. Pretty girls in elegant attire
looking you in the eyes in the street, rather than staring away or at the
ground. Ancient churches casually hidden behind trees or apartments, squares
filled with people, fancy stores exhibiting stylish garb. And as on many a
trip, I could imagine myself living there, descending the staircase of one of
those old apartments, boarding the passing tram in the morning, grabbing an
espresso on the way to work… Weekends like these cost energy in a way, from the
hours of travelling to the loads of drinking. But they definitely energise as
well, and leave me with inspiration for future adventures.
Saturday, 20 September 2014
Colombia
“Ladies and gentlement, I am delighted to announce that we are flying to New York today”. It’s five o’clock in the afternoon, and the air hostess’s message is met with somewhat sarcastic but very much relieved clapping and cheering, as we had been waiting to depart since 10 o’clock that morning. Some indistinct technical issue with the brakes was eventually solved by flying in a miraculous rivet from London and we were finally allowed to go. Weary from waiting in slots of “we should know more in ten minutes” and “we’ll be back to you shortly” but all the more comforted by the thought that we were going to cross the Atlantic after all that day, the crowd shuffled around gate 301 in the by now completely deserted departure lounge. Oh no, wait. It’s six o’clock by now. The Delta staff would exceed their legally maximum of continuous working hours if we were still to leave. Flight cancelled. Please go home and come back tomorrow. We should be leaving around noon. Never mind your hotel booking in Bogota, or your booked and paid for domestic flight to the Caribbean coast. And unfortunately all hotels in Dublin are booked, so we can’t offer you a night’s lodging either. Gaelic football game tomorrow at Croke Park, you know. Hugely popular with the Irish, they flock to Dublin from all over the island. Well, see you tomorrow. And do keep you taxi receipts.
Such was the start of our three
week adventure. Ill boded one might say. A day lost, that’s for sure. But now,
having returned from a dynamic, memorable and above all most rewarding
backpacking adventure in Colombia, I am happy to conclude that the first day of
our holidays was by far the worst one. Oh well, perhaps the drive from Pereira
to Neiva was the worst day. But more of that later. Let’s not rattle off the
slides of the past weeks in chronological order, as this blog post is already
long enough as it is. The well-tried approach of capturing different events by
topic should pose a more palatable reading. What shall we start with? Food?
Sure, why not, food it is!
Food
I had been warned beforehand that
one should not be allured by Spanish or, more broadly, Mediterranean food, as
an indicator of what to expect of the Colombian cuisine. Colombian food was supposed
to be plain, unseasoned and without much variety. After three weeks in the
country I can conclude that this rather drab portrayal pretty much fits the
bill. Almost every meal features either rice or arepa, or, more frequently, both.
Road-sided eateries display signs indicating they serve arroz con pollo, which also happens to be the specialty of many a
hotel chef. It is therefore all the more ironic that the best chicken with rice
that I got to enjoy over the past weeks was served on the cross-Atlantic flight
from NY to Paris, while I wasn’t even hungry. On a more positive note, the
absence of a rich national cuisine implies that it is the traveller’s
prerogative to order whatever imported dish he or she craves at that moment,
without being haunted by a conscience that insists that you should explore all
the culinary richnesses a new culture has to offer. And so it was Thai curries,
Western-style granola with yoghurt and North American (still American, eh?)
burgers whenever we had the chance. Which still implied we had a lot of rice.
With chicken. And arepas.
A few outstanding winners deserve
mentioning however. First of all there is the mixed grill for two, served with
a bottle of decent red wine, in a tastefully designed restaurant in Getsemani
(Cartagena). A great selection of superb beef, sausages and pork made for a much
relished food experience, especially since we had just returned from four days
in the rain forest, with all the dietary implications you can imagine. Another
winner, also from Getsemani, and a few ranks lower on the budget ladder, was
the hugely tasty burger we bought from a street vendor at our favourite square
in the neighbourhood. Along with a cold beer from the convenience store across
the road, this meal earns a well deserved second place in the rankings of food
experiences in Colombia. And to be fair to the Colombians, they do a good job with
all the fresh fruits they produce and serve with every meal. Except for the
road-side vendor who sprinkled his slices of mango with salt. Not good,
especially when his clients are left in the unknown until their first bite.
Cities
Cities
“To get here, you’ll have to pass
through Neiva, the hot sleepy capital of the Huila department. There’s nothing
in Neiva of interest”. As per the Lonely Planet guidebook, which proved again
to be an indispensible wealth of information and an absolute prerequisite to
explore this new country. However, even the LP has it wrong at times (refer to
our Goris
experience in Armenia) as Neiva turned out to be one of my favourite cities in
Colombia. One has to admit that the higher the expectations, the more difficult
it is for a place to live up to it. And irreversibly, the opposite holds true
as well, as we expected Neiva to be a conglomeration of buildings not to be
lingered in. Well, truth is, we scheduled an additional day and night in Neiva
on our way back from the desert, at the expense of Bogota (Bogota turned out to
suck anyway, see below), that’s how much we liked it! In Neiva there are no
hostels, a handful of hotels that cater mainly to Colombian business travellers,
no particular sights of interest, nobody speaks English and thus, blissfully,
no tourists. We didn’t spot a single backpacker in town. But what a hidden gem!
The streets were full of people from early morning until about nine in the
evening, with street vendors selling all sorts of stuff, market places packed
with people, shop-lined squares buzzing with life and countless places to chill
out with a coffee or a cold beer. On our second visit to Neiva in two days we
roamed the city centre, ate a whole chicken straight from grill in a random
restaurant next to a mechanic shop specialising in motors (they hadn’t bothered
to put up a wall in between which made for the interesting mixed scent of grilled
chicken and engine lube), and bought loads of new clothing. Boarding a bus at
random in an effort to get to the bus terminal by public transport got us a
scenic ride through the suburbs, which gave me the impression that the
inhabitants of Neiva (and most urban Colombians) were rather well off, with
neat, well maintained houses lined up close to the road. Neiva was a surprise
in a nice way, defeating sombre expectations, and as such being quite the
opposite of Colombia’s capital.
From reaching the outsets of Bogota it took at least another two hours to reach our final destination for the day, which was a lovely hostel in one of the safer neighbourhoods. A city roughly the size of London, Bogota desperately lacks proper public transport, as it fully relies on taxis and buses to get people from A to B. No trams, no trains, and, astonishingly, no metro. The “Trans millennium” bus system that was put in place to improve the city’s dire infrastructure is no doubt an improvement, yet the half a million people who use the system on a daily basis on top of its capacity make that a ride on one of these units isn’t for the claustrophobic. Apart from the struggle to get around, Bogota is cold, wet, grey and dangerous in all but a few places. After three weeks of warm and adventurous bliss, I was delighted that we had cut short our time in the capital, and was very much relieved to leave the place shortly after we had arrived.
From the depths of despair in
Bogota we make another swing up to one of the country’s finer places. Explicitly
heralded by the LP as Colombia’s highlight, Cartagena lived up to my high
expectations. While the walled old town is pretty with all its Spanish-style
balconies and alleys (it made me think a bit of Seville), and the skyline of
the “new city” is visible from the centuries-old walls, the real winner to me
was Getsemani, an equally old but less fancy neighbourhood bordering the walled
centre. Getsemani is on the rise, with many a hip restaurant or cool bar having
only recently opened its doors, combining the colonial architectural charm with
the opportunities that come with a part of the city that was until recently
perceived as somewhat edgy and a no-go area after dark. Nowadays more and more
backpackers leave the walled city for what it is, and gather in the cheaper
hostels and price-quality superior eateries here. The street vendors here aren’t
selling touristy tat but rather push barrows full of bananas down the street,
and among the small businesses in the narrow streets you find tailors and
carpenters instead of the inner-town museums and luxurious hotels. Cheap,
cheerful and upcoming, Getsemani was an absolute winner.
Fear
Irrevocably backpacking through
South America leaves you in situations in which you’re worried if not scared if
not fearing for your life. Well, overall the whole safety-experience was rather
positive, but I wouldn’t want to withhold my top 3 of scariest moments from
you.
1. The bus ride from Armenia to Neiva. We
had heard stories about buses in Latin America falling off cliffs due to
mudslides and poor roads. Well, in this instance the roads were perfectly fine
and there were no mudslides or avalanches to be seen. Our bus driver however
would be a lethal participant in any morbid, road-staged play, as he drove our
van as crazily as I’m said to ride my bike through Dublin city centre. This man
took over any vehicle in front of him, regardless of whether we approached a
turn in the road without visibility or if he would be able to gather enough
speed to be back on his own lane in time. The first three hours of the journey
featured quite a climb (and descend), as we had to cross a streak of the Andes
that saw us exceed altitude levels of 3,200 meters. While going up was quite
scary already (as any initially invisible, descending trucks wouldn’t have a
lot of leeway breaking if they found our van on their side of the road), the
speed with which we raced down was simply nauseous. Reaching the flat plains
east of the Andes left us initially complacent at having crossed the mountains
alive, however the fun wasn’t over yet with plenty of new lethal dangers to be
exposed to on flat terrain. Seven hours of horror later I came to appreciate
the small things in life again, having reaching Neiva in one piece. Now I
understand why domestic flights are so popular in Colombia.
2. Thunder and lightning in the Sierra Nevada.
While our hike had commenced that afternoon with a bleak sun and the odd cloud
in the sky, at around 3 pm hell broke loose. The lashing rain turned the red,
sun-dried clay into an avalanche of slippery, ankle-deep mud and after an hour
everything but the stuff in my dry-bag was soaked. While this was all part of
the experience, the cracking thunder and blinding lighting raging straight
above us wasn’t so much enjoyed. The voice in my head recalling that you should be indoors when there’s a
thunderstorm grew more and more desperate, and especially the parts of the
route where we had to cross bare mountaintops without trees for cover and nothing
but a fence with barbed wire on our side to distract the lightning were quite
scary. Rephrase, very scary.
3. Bogota. I wouldn’t describe the
prickling feeling in your neck or the involuntary quivers as an altogether fearsome
experience, yet Bogota isn’t the place to feel at ease. A worthy number three.
Nature
Wow! Colombia combines some of
the coolest and most diverse landscapes you can imagine in a single country.
From bone-dry deserts to lush green and moist Caribbean coasts to snow-covered
Andean peaks; Colombia has it all. And it was up to us to explore all of these
treasures in a three week window.
One of the absolute highlights of
the trip –come to think of it, perhaps the
highlight – was our four day trek through the Sierra Nevada rain forest,
back and forth to Ciudad Perdida, aka the lost city. While our destination was
kind of cool, being a (way) less spectacular version of Machu Picchu, the trip
was really about getting there. The remnants of what was once a thriving
civilisation can only be reached on foot (or by helicopter, as that’s how the
Colombian military get their soldiers in), and involves wading through rivers,
climbing rocks and a lot of hiking through dense rain forest. This is my thing.
I got to walk from early morning to late afternoon, gazing at valleys full of
lush green tropical forest, jumping from rock to rock crossing rivers,
breathing the thick, moist air… eating, sleeping and hiking through the most
magical of landscapes; what more can you wish for? Being in the middle of
nowhere we went to sleep not long after dark (around 8pm) and woke up as the
sun was about to rise (5am), took cold showers or bathed in the river, and ate
the fruits and food that the mules carried for us. The Sierra Nevada made a
lasting impression on me and definitely ranks among the cooler landscapes I
have been privileged to experience close hand.
It was around noon and the
temperature had risen to well above 40 C. At least, going by Bo’s once-solid
stick of sunscreen that was now melting, and the water in our bottles that was
getting hot (not warm, hot), it must have been that warm. The Tatacoa desert is
very close to the equator and as such I didn’t have any shadow beyond what was
straight beneath me, and, for that matter, there was no shadow at all to be
found except for the roofed viewpoint that we had just reached. Drinking chilled
ice-tea and gazing out over a spectacular landscape of red rock formations,
parch-dry patches of earth and loads of cactuses, I couldn’t resist the urge to
go out and explore. While Bo opted out of the rather mental idea of going for a
hike in these conditions, I folded my waterproof scarf around my head to
protect me from the sun, filled my water container to the rim, and set off to
find a trail that the LP described as the beginning of a 45 minute walk that
would eventually bring me back to the main road. I had the time of my life,
following what I thought was the trail, inspecting cactuses at close range,
marvelling at scenery I wasn’t used to at all, and meanwhile bearing the heat
surprisingly well. It was only after an hour or so that my gnawing doubts about
the “trail” I was following led me to stop and trace back my steps all the way
to where I had started. With the hills, cactuses and dead trees looking all alike
and the sun at its peak I didn’t dare rely on my sense of direction, and I was
by then quite sure that I wasn’t following the route the LP had talked about. That
night I realised a simple wrong interpretation at the beginning of the
description had led me astray and that I hadn’t even been close to the
described route, yet being in the middle of nowhere with little water left and
no phone as a reassuring back-up I somewhat feverishly reversed my steps until
the familiar sight of the viewpoint popped up again. The right trail or not, I
experienced the desert close hand in an exciting enough way!
People
Lodging
…
The best and the worst of our trip:
·
Coolest city / neighbourhood (1): Getsemani
·
Coolest city / neighbourhood (2): Neiva
·
Worst city: Bogota
·
Favourite pre-historic animal: armadillo
·
Warmest shower: “cold” water in the desert
·
Coldest shower: day 1 in the Sierra Nevada
·
Best driver: bus driver Neiva – Bogota
·
Worst driver: bus driver Armenia – Neiva
·
Person who should never be allowed to drive
again: bus driver Armenia – Neiva
·
Best food: Getsemani
·
Best hostel:
La Guaca in Santa Marta
·
Ugliest
airport: Pereira
·
Coolest
dog (1): I-pod
·
Coolest
dog (2): Scarface
·
Coolest dog (3): hostel dog in Bogota
·
Most futile two hours: on a boat in Cartagena
·
Coolest bus drive: from Santa Marta airport to
the city centre
·
Hottest girl (1): British on the Ciudad Perdida
·
Hottest girl (2): British in La Guaca
·
Best beach: Tayrona National Park
·
Worst weather (1): general climate in Bogota
·
Worst weather (2): downpour in the lost city
trek
·
Worst weather (3): surprise storm in Tayrona
National Park
·
Highest palm tree: wax palm in Valle de Cocoa
·
Worst mood on a bike: Bo
Monday, 4 August 2014
Miscellaneous II
Evidenced by another extensive absence of fresh stories, I
must admit that the writer’s zeal is hard to find these days. And as I’ve
become even lazier than last time we’ll have to make so with pictures only to
eternalise the past month!
Cycling tour Belfast –
Dublin
Anja and Tommie
visiting
Papa mama Jette Robby
visiting
Dinner at Fallon & Byrne's
Birthday house party
Pieter’s goodbye
weekend in Cork
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