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Since I was a kid I have been writing stories. Narratives about fictional characters in made-ups worlds, within the infinite realm of my fantasies. Now I write about my real life adventures, about the results of my yearning to see as much of the world as I can possibly combine with a career and regularly seeing friends and family. These stories are primarily a recollection of my own memories, as I am keen to preserve as many details of my foreign adventures as possible, lest the images I try to recall years later inevitably become blurred. As a positive externality, the result may be a pleasant read for the interested outsider. I hope you will enjoy my blog.

Tony Grifone

Sunday, 22 September 2013

Georgia & Armenia


The Journey
Given the sheer size of this blog post, I am not going to give an account of my travels is chronological order. That would simply be too tedious, however big the challenge remains to make this lengthy narrative an entertaining read. Yet, for you to have an idea about the sequence of my travels, I add the below map, which depicts the route traversed. Starting and ending in Tbilisi, and touching upon Georgia’s capital many more times in between, the journey took me to the heights of Svaneti, to Georgia’s second city Kutaisi, to the wine region of Telavi, to the cave monasteries of Davit Gureja, off to Yerevan in Armenia, and to Goris and Tatev in the southernmost part of the country, to Garni and Geghard, back to Tbilisi, to the mountains of Khazbegi and to Gori, only to fly back from Tbilisi on the last day. What this adventure of well over 3000 kilometres entailed you will find as colourfully depicted as possible below. Enjoy!


Modes of transport
The embodiment of my nightmare of how to travel is big, powered on diesel, has four wheels, one or two drivers, and 40-odd people of varying seize, age, and gender, yet having one thing in common; a lack of exploring independently. Yes, the tour bus. Even in the relatively tourist-scarce Caucasus these giant monsters can be found, vomiting a busload of tourists at every stop, who subsequently rush through museums and ancient sites, swallowing up rustic auras with their superficial chatter and oblivious camera clicking. You may now guess that however rich the diversity of my means of transport may have been, the tour bus was not among them. Then what? When exploring a new country I usually seek to travel as locals do, i.e. avoiding taxis and organised (day) trips, but rather embarking on trains, busses and metro. So it was that I found myself regularly squeezed in overstocked Marshrutky (minivans), (sleeper)trains, city busses, on foot when the distance allowed it, on the efficient Yerevan and Tbilisi metro, and when necessary in shared cabs. Although the Marshrutka is by far the most popular way of getting from A to B, I would much rather prefer the trains, which are big, comfortable, allow you to gaze out of the window into the endless landscapes, and take you back a few decades in time when many a coach found their origin, manufactured and sprung onto the rails by Soviet labourers. The Marshrutka, in contrast, does rarely allow you to look at the surroundings, not in the last place because there are too many people on it. The drivers, although skilled they are beyond discussion, generally seem to share a suicidal and highly competitive driving style, seeking to overtake any vehicle in front of them, regardless of upcoming turns in the road, approaching trucks, or speed limits (speed limits??). The experience of such a journey may be worth the risks for one or two rides, but when the novelty has disappeared and death remains lurking around the corner of the next turn, I opted for alternative ways of travel whenever possible. Unfortunately, these options were often all too limited. Marshrutky are also cheap. Very cheap. Travelling from Tbilisi to Gori takes about an hour and a half and costs 3 Lari. That is a bit over a Euro. The train (which we took on the way back) costs only 4, while the rule of thumb for travelling by cab is 0.6 Lari per kilometre. All very affordable, especially compared to our 60-Euro taxi-ride in Istanbul, in order to get from international airport to international airport on time, so as to make our transfer. 

























Yes, marshrutky. Very entertaining as well is reading the texts that many of these vans still feature, advertising the merits of furnishing your new house with furniture from this and this SME from Purmerend, or displaying the address and phone number of a transport company in Germany. Former Dutch public transport vans, redundant English school busses, vehicles previously employed by ardent German middle class workers; it seems that any unit that doesn’t get through the annual inspection in the West anymore is driven straight to Georgia to serve for another 10 years or more. Steering wheels can be on the right or the left, and seatbelts generally sway needlessly on the rocking rhythm of the bumpy roads. The place they all gather in Tbilisi is known as Didube, a big plot of unpaved land full of parked marshrutky, each leaving for another destination in the country, with their respective drivers loudly advertising their routes (as if they can change people’s minds of where to go that day!). What struck me as well is the overpowering dominance of German-manufactured cars on the roads, notably in Georgia. Almost every car one spots is an Opel, a Volkswagen, or a Mercedes, with the exception of Marshrutky, which are often Ford Transits as well. French cars are as rare as nicely perfumed bums while the occasional Toyota is often of a more recent built as well. Proof to me of the longevity of the mentioned brands and a much easier choice when I’ll have to buy a car myself (in the distant future!). An occasional glance at the mileage recorder of one of the many cars I sat in told me that the unit had already covered 270,000 km. Now I don’t know much about cars but it seemed to me as a fair number, given that it effortlessly took us over rocky roads and steep hills all the way from Tbilisi to Davit Gureja! Cars, marshrutky, and busses, I could go on endlessly about them. But in the end I prefer the trains, my gateway to the Soviet past.


Landscapes
One of the most calling appeals of the Caucasian countries I touched upon are the gorgeous landscapes which are at the traveller’s display. The Caucasus mountain range stretches in between northern Georgia and Chechnya in Russia, and boasts a handful of peaks exceeding 5,000 kilometres in altitude. I personally got to gorge on these mountains in Svaneti as well as Khazbegi, although time, weather, and planning-deficient related excuses prevented me from taking on these giants in a proper way. While I spent my first full day in Svaneti travelling by Marshrutka to and from Ushguli, unaware as I was that I was using my only day of decent weather, the second day I woke up to pouring rain and a cold wind. Rosa, who runs the guesthouse I was staying at, told me that the weather was not going to improve the subsequent days, providing a grim outlook for my so much desired hikes in the blissful beauty of Mestia’s surroundings. Yet I was determined to tread the slopes surrounding the pretty mountain village, notwithstanding some rain or wind. Alas, I hadn’t packed anything to protect me against these elements of nature. The weather forecast I had looked up when packing the backpack featured 30-plus Celsius (in Tbilisi) and I had naturally assumed that although it may very well be somewhat colder in the mountains there was no need to take a jacket. Well, there was, and a very big one indeed. Now I’m not the person to be put off by an impulsive though necessary purchase, whatever the costs if rewarded by an everlasting moment or experience. On the contrary, I would actually love to have bought a decent rain-proof unit that would serve me for years to come, being the perfect souvenir and tangible reminder to some great hikes in a really cool spot in the world. Alas, those intentions remained intentions, as Mestia is a small village tucked away in the Caucasian mountains, not featuring anything like a clothing shop, let alone the high-end mountaineering store I was looking for. Well, Tony, be a practical guy and look for another solution, come on, time is passing, time that is much better spent up in the mountains! And so I entered a store where I could allegedly find ‘anything you may need’. Looking around the ramshackle building the collection of stuff the owners had gathered and displayed for sale rather struck me as ‘everything I may not need’. One of the old ladies running the shop had the perfect solution for my problem however, and after about twenty minutes of cutting and folding I was leaving the shop wrapped in a plastic piece of foil that indeed kept most of the rain away from my clothes. This new fashion proved rather impractical to walk (or move at all) in though, and the wind pulling away the corners to allow fresh rain droplets to land on my clothes didn’t help either. In the end the foil lasted for about half an hour, when I happily swapped it for the ugliest and most overpriced second-hand purple semi-rainproof jacket I have ever seen in my life. Together with my green shorts, blue Icelandic socks and sturdy Dockers it made for the perfect outfit to finally tackle those big boys hiding behind the clouds. And to be fair, for the larger part of the hike the jacket was doing fine, whilst the view of the mountains around me was -with the occasional drifting of mist and clouds- rewarding enough. Most importantly, the hike proved the much-desired physical exercise, which I tremendously enjoyed. It was only after I had reached the plateau above when it began to snow in earnest that my newly purchased gear started to give in and I decided to call it a day. Rain wind or snow, I did hike in Svaneti!


Other astounding landscapes I came across during my journey luckily didn’t put my kit and self-respect as much to the test as the Svaneti one. Transcending the caves inhabited my monks at the monastery of Davit Gureja one gets rewarded by fantastic 360 views over the outstretched landscapes, from the rough mountains in Georgia to the north to the rolling hills in the semi-desert of Azerbaijan to the south. The fact that you’re standing on a mountain in which monks have lived for centuries, literally hacking out communities in the sheer rock formation, makes it all the more special, as is the fact that the border with Azerbaijan is close enough for the presence of heavily armed border guards.


Caucasian as Svaneti yet treating us with much better weather is the region around Khazbegi, with equally impressive mountain formations and gorgeous valleys. On day 1 we climbed the slopes up to the iconic church on the hilltop, floodlit during the night and thus visible from the village below around the clock. In our ignorance we didn’t proceed further up to the foot of the glacier, which should have been a magnificent hike, something we only learnt that night at dinner. The hill-top nap in the bright sunlight and the pretty views over the church and the towering mountains in the background were well worth our time as well though! Day 2 in Khazbegi was spent hiking through a valley, until a destructed bridge prevented us from proceeding much further. As the valley reaches till South Ossetia, subject of the war with Russia in 2008 and still disputed land, the bridge may very well have been destructed on purpose. Despite the human tragedy of the region (the few houses we passed on the way had been left by Ossetians who fled to Russia), the landscapes are gorgeous with the strong-willed river fed by melting ice eating itself deeper and deeper into the valley it has created over the past millennia. 


Food
Ahh… Kinkahli… Although I am not the biggest fan ever of dumplings (an overkill of pierogy in Poland, a rather medium variant in India, and the cheer abundance of so much tastier food in China) Kinkahli shall henceforth rank among my global favourites. The juice you suck out first, the gentle wrapping, the herby mushrooms / meat inside, and the customs to leave the least tasty stub uneaten all make for a fantastic snack. Although Georgians usually devour dozens of khinkali in one go, I liked all their other food so much that I couldn’t resist complementing a handful of khinkali with a great variety of cheeses, rich salads, sausages… hmmmm….. locally produced wine, chacha…. Well, let’s say the food in Georgia is delicious. Great as well is that it’s all locally grown and produced, which adds to the flavour (as it’s all fresh) and significantly eats into the price. A pint of Georgian beer costs you 3 lari in a decent restaurant in Tbilisi, while in ‘The Hunter’ in Gori only 1.5 lari. Staggeringly cheap compared with the EUR 5.20 for a pint of Carslberg in The Barge!


What was also a remarkable and most enjoyable experience food-wise were the day and a half spent at one of Yerevan’s many lounge bars. After two weeks of travelling non-stop I deemed a period of relaxing well deserved and hence sat myself down on the earlier described sofa at the ‘VIP section’ of one of the bars adjacent Yerevan’s large theatre in the heart of town. With a waiter bringing me soups, fish dishes, ice cream with fruits and chocolate, fresh juices and Italian coffees on demand, I watched the hours go by gazing at the sunlight making its way through my ceiling of leaves, staring at passers-by, or reading in the books I had brought along. Day 1 I didn’t leave the sofa for six hours straight while day 2 wasn’t much worse! Remarkable here again the sheer inexpensiveness of it all, as the gf and I walked away on day 1 paying no more than 30 Euros! And that included the VIP fee! Astounding prices, certainly given the European price tags on clothing anywhere in the city. Must be the locally-produced argument again?


We’re sliding off-topic. Food. Another memorable dinner we had in Tatev, where Bo and I had secured a lovely home stay with an elderly couple who didn’t speak a word of English. Their house was humble yet very interesting to us outsiders, with little to no tourists entering the village (the appeal of Tatev is the monastery just outside the village which is connected by a cable car so most tourists zoom in and out of the picture-perfect unit within an hour). When we signed up for dinner at 7 we expected the usual tasty home-cooked dishes for the two of us, perhaps joined by our hosts themselves. However, getting back from our great half-day hike we found the place swarming with kids in their twenties; Armenians from a village in the north of the country. They were on a weekend trip to Tatev and stayed at the same home-stay as we did. How the old man managed to cramp them all in his small house still confuses me, yet the vast barbeque they prepared was rich and tasty, with wine and beer flowing freely and the bunch of Armenian tourists-in-their-own-country proving excellent company! Grilled chicken, vegetables harvested that very day, locally produced cheese, roasted aubergine… and the abundance of it all! A night to remember.


As the above example illustrates it is common to have dinner and breakfast included in your home stay in Georgia and Armenia, which basically comes down to the mother of the family making you a huge and very tasty dinner. Guesthouses generally attract backpackers for their low prices and good value for money, yet the ultimate appeal to me was the insight into local traditions and, yes, the food. Oh, the food.


People
Among ‘people’ we have the native inhabitants of the regions traversed as well as the fellow travellers one meets on the way. As Bo only joined the second week (she wasn’t up for three whole weeks of backpacking ;)) I found myself much more exposed to new contacts in my first week of roaming around than in the latter two. As is usually the case when backpacking in a region with a fair chance of spotting other backpackers it was very easy to meet new people and make new friends, as I came across cool company every single night. Starting with the bunch of mainly Aussie kids + fellow Dubliners in Istanbul, I went for dinner and drinks with Peter and Maria on my first and second night in Tbilisi, travelled with Veiko to Mestia and was joined by his three Estonian friends later that evening, met some cool Israeli girls shortly afterwards, spent the day in Ushguli with Leonie and her German friend, met up with Chris (who I knew via couch surfing) and his annoying colleague later that night back in Mestia, had dinner with a Danish couple the subsequent night at my second home stay, travelled from Mestia back to more humane temperatures with two cute French girls, shared a room with two really cool South African lads -Paul and Cole- in Kutaisi, joined them for a day trip the subsequent day to some nearby churches, and had lovely people taking care of me in their homes all week long (as well as during the latter two weeks, most notably Annahit in Yerevan!). Travelling alone makes one much more prone to new contacts than when travelling as a couple –which has other advantages such as the sharing of experiences together. The main exception was the bunch of Armenians we had dinner with at our home stay in Tatev, who made truly exceptional company and taught us a lot about what young Armenians are like and how they see the world. A young lass called Mariam was pleasant company in particular, as we played games and riddles for a fair while after the abundant dinner! Yet, generally it was the perfect solution for me to start off on my own only to be joined by Bo in a later stage, as one experiences new countries in such a different manner when completely alone. A very insightful and special night was the dinner enjoyed with the Danish couple Hennes and Linda. What started off as a perfectly normal conversation became a rather remarkable one when I learnt that Hennes and Linda live in a wooden house without electricity or toilet, spend half their time (literally) travelling the world by bike or public transport, and generally stay far away from cities and, for that matter, people. They have no social life, do not go out for dinner, do not watch movies, and have no telephone. I felt rather privileged to be their company for the night, an experience which was most enjoyable to me and hopefully also to them, keeping in mind that it was a rarity for them to have dinner with other people at all! Their story made me think, even more than all the other impressions I got to absorb during my travels, and had added a profound insight to my way of looking at the world.


Regarding the people, that is, Georgians and Armenians, I can state I have grown fond of Georgians in particular, while Armenians are also an above-average pleasant people to have around when travelling in a new country. Naturally I compare these people with the other cultures I have come across while being abroad, notably Moroccans and Indians. Why those come to mind in particular is the sheer contrast between the recent experiences and for example my month spent travelling in Morocco early 2012. In Morocco I was constantly put to the test, in a fairly hostile environment where everyone tried to take advantage of you or earn money off you. Constantly vigilant and annoyed I quickly created an invisible wall between me and most of the natives I came across, and as a whole, enjoyed the entire journey less because of it. In Georgia for that matter, I had the idea that I could trust most people. A deal was a deal and people stuck to it. Agreed was agreed. No excessive haggling with unrealistic proposals and a lot of theatre. Bar the occasional taxi driver, I generally felt comfortable among Georgians, who came across as hospitable, welcoming, while you were not treated in a touristy manner that quickly becomes annoying because of the commercial scent to it. Not only because of its gorgeous landscapes, delicious food, or cheap marshutky, but in particular because of its fantastic people, I really like Georgia.


Infrastructure
As an economist, I cannot help looking at new countries and societies from an economic angle, and so it was no different in the Caucasus. How fast do they grow, what is their comparative advantage, would they export more than they import, how can they afford such glamorous big shiny buildings, how big is the influence of the government, how is tax money spent, … ? Some questions are easily answered by roaming around a country, others are not. As one of the most tangible indicators of public good provision by the government –and of development in general- I am always particularly interested in is a nation’s infrastructure, also because as a traveller you are constantly confronted with the quality of roads, railways, internet connection, power supply, etc. And I must admit, although Georgia struck me as more equalitarian (thus assuming more tax money spent on public goods like infrastructure), the road network in Armenia was of a notably better quality. Driving from Yerevan to Goris, all the way in the south, passing through remote and arid mountainous landscapes where sheep herding seems the main source of income, the roads were superb. Where in Georgia the majority of the roads are double-laned N-roads, where overtaking slow lorries involves a lethal gamble, Armenia features many newly-built highways.



The most recent showcase of money being poured in modern flashy infrastructure are the ‘Wings of Tatev’; a Swiss-built cable cart connecting the main road from Yerevan to Goris to the village of Tatev, allowing tourists to circumvent the steep and winding tracks down and up the valley separating the famous monastery to the main infrastructure network. And as we soared through midair to our most pristine and remote stay in Armenia, the contrast couldn’t be bigger with my endeavours a fortnight before in reaching Ushguli. While the route to Mestia –being the gateway to Ushguli- was already an exciting one, with bulldozers regularly clearing the roads from avalanches of stones and rocks that thunder down the steep mountain slopes, I wasn’t experiencing profound unease until seated in the marshrutka taking us even further north and up into the mountains. The road could only be discerned from the surroundings because there were no trees or vegetation growing on it, as elsewhere it was just as uneven as the landscape surrounding it. Potholes having filled up as giant puddles, cows wandering carelessly in front of your car, and slippery muddy ascents that our marshrutka could barely handle were the distinctive features of this trip. At one point the rain had turned a particularly steep hairpin bend in the road into a giant slope of mud and clay. While this should have been paradise to many a pig our marshrutka drivers were less pleased as they couldn’t manage to drive the vehicle any further up the road, despite numerous attempts. While 4-by-4 jeeps were effortlessly passing by I had left the marshrutka along with my fellow travellers of the day while witnessing the futile endeavours of the drivers to climb the slippery slopes. In the end it took a big and impressive bulldozer 2.0 lookalike to clear the upper layer of mud and sufficiently smoothen the surface beneath to allow our marshrutky to make it to the top of the hill, an achievement loudly applauded by us entertained foreigners. As we had finally made it through the muddy part we were awaited by a particularly steep climb for which we required all the speed we had gathered in the hundred metre or so before, only to be awaited by a bunch of cows, who, chewing on their lunch, couldn’t be more oblivious to our evident struggles. Our driver, on the other hand, wasn’t going to be stuck for a second time and thus of no mind to slow down. Despite his frantic honking the cow that had assumed a particularly central position on the narrow road didn’t move we resulted in a collision that left the cow slightly dizzy, our marshrutka even more weathered than before, and our driver cursing loudly.



The adventure hadn’t ended though. A good hour later our ‘road’ featured a narrow ridge along two steep slopes; the one on our left reaching to the skies and the one on our right forming a canyon to the roaring river in the depths below. While I found it already exciting enough to be gazing out of the window into the one hundred meters of air separating me from the gorging water making its way past various rocks, the scariest part of the trip materialised shortly afterwards when to my astonishment a waterfall was crossing the road. The reason for this remarkably crossing was the heavy rainfall that Svanetti had witnessed the prior days, with the abundant water finding a new way down to the river crossing our road in one of its narrowest parts. What worries me in particular was the force of the water coming down, eating into the sediments of the road, and taking bits and pieces with it downhill with every gush. See our road wasn’t made of concrete of asphalt or anything of the like, but rather featured ‘mountain’ just as anything else, be it mountain hacked in a particular fashion that it allowed cars to pass. My fears proved justified on the way back, several hours later, when the crossing of water and road was no longer a mere crossing but was taking on more permanent features, with the water having formed a giant puddle that didn’t show any road surface underneath. There must have been some rocks or sediments preventing the pool from breaking yet with new water constantly pouring in I wasn’t too confident that this was going to last. My determination of walking through the waterfall had become idle now that ‘walking’ a pool was no longer an option, and oh how relieved we were once we had made it through! Writing this blog I am evidently still alive yet I am glad my mom doesn’t take the effort of reading about my adventures ;)



Extremes…

And in an effort to catch all that I have omitted in the above texts, below the ‘extremes’ of the journey!

-          Best journey: the night train from Tbilisi to Yerevan.
-          Worst journey: squeezed on a makeshift chair in the Marshrutka from Mestia to Kutaisi.
-          Most relaxing place: Yerevan lounge bar
-          Least relaxing place: in the middle of the Svanetti blizzard.
-          Most pleasant background noise when eating: the artificial fountain at the Yerevan lounge bar.
-          Least pleasant background noise when eating: the hostess’s fat son farting behind his computer next to the dining table.



-          Most annoying during dinner (1): wasps.
-          Most annoying during dinner (2): begging cats.
-          Most annoying during dinner (3): begging people.
-          Best wine: home-made wine at the Tbilisi guesthouse in the old town.
-          Worst wine: the ‘potato juice’ wine near Telavi.
-          Most abundant supply of fresh produce: the food market at the Kutaisi bazaar.
-          Most entertaining conversation: with Paul and Cole and our home stay in Kutaisi.
-          Evening spent alone: before catching the night train from Kutaisi to Tbilisi.
-          Evenings spent in great company: all the others.
-          Greatest frustration: tour buses.
-          Best way to shut out tour bus tourists at otherwise tranquil places: earphones with Enya music.
-          Hero: David the Builder.
-          Best view (1): 360 degrees from the mountain top near Tatev.
-          Best view (2): on the Georgian – Azerbaijani border.
-          Best view (3): during the ride from Mestia to Ushguli.
-          Biggest contrast (1): big shiny new cars in Yerevan versus poor subsistence farming in the Armenian country side
-          Biggest contrast (2): travelling with and without Bo.
-          Biggest contrast (3): The hard-working sympathetic daughter vs the fat lazy unemployed farting pc-focussed rude son – Kutaisi home stay.
-          Biggest contrast (4): the dirty, wretched, utterly poor, limping man who opened the gate vs the priests in the shiny car that drove through that same gate, tossing a piece of bread to the poor man. God’s servants being served on earth? Repulsive.
-          Best food: can’t choose.



-          Best gateway to the past (1): the soviet-era trains.
-          Best gateway to the past (2): the cathedral / monastery in Telavi with vineyards, wineries, bathhouses, residences, and cattle surrounding a huge church.
-          Most practical use of otherwise superfluous languages: speaking Italian with the Italian/Georgian lady who joined our (shared?) cab in Telavi.
-          Best live football watched: the poor performance of the Finish team in the qualifier against Georgia.
-          Worst live football watched: the poorer performance of the Georgian team in the qualifier against Finland.
-          Most underpriced (1): 4 Euro for a world cup qualifier.
-          Most underpriced (2): 30 Euro for 5 wines, 3 waffles with ice cream and baileys, 2 freshly squeezed juices, a coffee, a pancake, a sandwich, humus, a dessert, and VIP charge over a 6-hour stay at the lounge area in Yerevan.
-          Most overpriced: 60 Euro for a taxi ride in Istanbul.
-          Best live music (1): the performance at the opera house in Yerevan.
-          Best live music (2): the performance at Yerevan’s most famous jazz club.
-          Nicest surprise: the unexpected access to ‘Schumi’ winery.
-          Biggest unit ever tapped wine out of: 22,000 litre barrel @ Schumi winery.
-          Least eager to talk English: the two ladies selling tickets at Yerevan train station, both pointing at one another when asked who speaks English.
-          Worst purchase (1): the shirt in Yerevan
-          Worst purchase (2): the ‘jacket’ in Mestia
-          Best place to stay: at Annahit in Yerevan.
-          Smallest dog: Annahit’s.
-          Coolest dog: the stray dog in Ushgulli.
-          Two hours worst spent: driving around in a taxi through Yerevan, picking up various people, only to pick up the last passenger at the very place where we got in two hours earlier.
-          Towns – nicest surprise: Kutaisi
-          Towns – worst ‘surprise’: Goris. Goris properly sucks.



-          Water that tastes as from a bottle: Tatev spring.
-          Worst route description: The near-Tatev hike.
-          Most scrutinised piece of clothing: Bo’s shorts.
-          Most appreciated piece of clothing: Tony’s (waterproof) scarf
-          Omnipresent on the roads (1): cows
-          Omnipresent on the roads (2): sheep
-          Conventional way of harvesting hay: by hand
-          Most annoying cab driver: Khazbegi to Tbilisi
-          Most pleasant cab driver: from Jvari to Mestia
-          Probably dead by now: half of our Marshrutka drivers
-          Hardest to cross: the blown-up bridge leading to South Ossettia


-          Best price / quality transport: 1st class deep sink-in red chairs in first class train carriage (Gori – Tbilisi) for 4 Lari.
-          City most visited: Tbilisi
-          Cheapest pints of beer: Gori (1,5 Lari)
-          Most oblivious to reality: Belgian guy on night train to Yerevan (“Yerevan is the oldest city in the world. The city walls of Xi’an are hundreds of years old”).
-          Coolest souvenir: the Georgia watch
-          Ideal travel companion: Bo :D
-          Most awesome countries to travel through: Georgia and Armenia!!!